Why being drunk is better
The wise have spoken about the joys of drinking. There are enough quotes about the ecstasy one gets from drinkin like …
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer - Clement Freud.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks - Joe E. Lewis.
Jeez. There are too many and I don’t want to go crazy pasting here. Think about it though. All arguments take place when you are sober, not drunk. You are always having a ball and people are friends when everyone is drunk. You don’t remember all the weird things you did or said when you are drunk. Hangovers only come about when u get sober.
The trick is to find your personal threshold and then drink a lil more than that.
Cheerz ;-)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer - Clement Freud.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks - Joe E. Lewis.
Jeez. There are too many and I don’t want to go crazy pasting here. Think about it though. All arguments take place when you are sober, not drunk. You are always having a ball and people are friends when everyone is drunk. You don’t remember all the weird things you did or said when you are drunk. Hangovers only come about when u get sober.
The trick is to find your personal threshold and then drink a lil more than that.
Cheerz ;-)
posted by procrastinator at 12:08 PM
4 Comments:
one of da beshhht bloghs i hash read in agshes :D
hic hic hurray :D
cheerz ...
Mr.Sush
ps : please note the slurr in the voice :)
it would appear one can't miss it even if one tried :-P
"find your personal threshold and then drink a lil more than that"
wonder what motivated you to find that threshold :P
hmm never did find it personally :"> .. but it appears others seem to have a better grip on it when they drink.
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